Who will be the next to "Stand on the Shoulder of Giants?"

Miami-University via Moscow and St. Petersburg - Kane Paul Kayser has accepted membership in the Golden Key Society and was individually honored during a recent campus memory.

"It is only fitting that a high academic achiever like Kane be recognized by Golden Key.," says Alexander D. Perwich II, Golden Key's CEO. "Our members are inspired and motivated by the challenge not only to be recognized for their outstanding accomplishments but also to amke a positive impact on our world through the Society's commitment to sevice.

"I am honored, pleased and figured it's about time someone noticed my Genius. I am available for consultations (at a reasonable hourly rate) on how to get great grades, beautiful women, and at the same time never cleaning your room then convincing your parents paying for your car is an investment in a great future, and a contribution to the betterman of humankind. Oh, I must add,E=MC2 is so '1900's'. String theory may be where it's at if it includes some Anime," said an understated, humbled Kane Kayser.

Golden Key international Honour Society was founded more than 25 years ago in Atlanta, Georgia and provides academic recognition to college juniors an seniors in the top 10 percent of their class. The mission of the global, non-profit society is to build global communities of academic achievers by providing opportuntities for individual growth throguh leadership, career development, networking and service. The Society's value are integrity, inclusiveness and collaboration, innovation, teamwork and respect. Golden Key has 335 chapters in the United States, Austrailia, CAnada, Great Britain, Malaysi, New Zealand an South Africa. Membership into the Society is by invitation opnly, to students in all fields of study.

For additional information, visit the Society's web page at www.goldenkey.org or contact Kane Kayser at Kayserkp@muohio.edu